Maybe I Wanna Be a Trial Attorney…

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?” Witness: “I only have one, you know.”…

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You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it’s just a cage.

– Terry Pratchett

Switch (as my only respite….)

+ Of all tyrannies a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own…

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Today I Learn Evidence…

and don’t have time to be on here. So here: We are all worms. But I believe that I am a glow-worm. – Winston Churchill The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first…

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Quotes Week, Friday

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. – Aristotle In heaven all the interesting people are missing. – Friedrich Nietzsche I’m not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells. – Richard Pryor Copyrighted under Creative Commons for Kevin Johnston 2011 at…

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Quotes Week Continues…

Soon, I hope to be free enough to post something real. Until then… The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. – Winston Churchill I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as…

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