POSTER – THE BLUES BROTHERS

The Rules of the Blues

1. Most Blues begin, “Woke up this morning…” 2. “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.” 3. The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right,…

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Raffle

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.’ Chuck replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ The farmer…

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One Day Late!

I missed St. Patrick’s Day for these. Dangit! An Irishman arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Irishman “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How’d that happen?” “The cork fell out!” said the Irishman. An…

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Letters to God

I’ve written some of these letters in my life but none have been as good as these: Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? * Lucy Dear GOD, Is it…

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