The Haunting of Hawking
Or, studies every awkward teen should know, including the following:
#5. No Sex Now = Greater Life Satisfaction Later
#4. Shyness Has No Influence on Whether or Not You’re Single (But Does Make Your Brain Work Better)
#3. Talking Is Overrated: Girls Talking Can Lead to Depression
#2. Yes, Your Friends Have More Friends Than You Do (But This Is Statistically Inevitable)
#1. People Care Far Less About Your Screw-Ups Than You Think They Do
