Until Further Titling – Week Four: Proofs of God
I’ve written some of these letters in my life but none have been as good as these:
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are
on vacation?
* Jane
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
* LucyDear GOD,
Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
* AnitaDear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
* NormaDear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don’t You just keep the ones You have now?
* JaneDear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
* NanDear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
* NeilDear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything.
* JaneDear GOD,
Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you”?
Because if you did, then I’m going to fix my brother!
* DarlaDear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
* JoyceDear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said
some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but
I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be
our day of rest.
* Tom L.Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You
can look it up.
* BruceDear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you
anything you want except my money or my chess set.
* RaphaelDear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
* DannyDear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
* LarryDear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over.
* SamDear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
* Ruth M.Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.
* NanDear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show You my new shoes.
* Mickey D.Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, ChrisDear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You
did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna