A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
“Where’s Obama’s clock?” asked the man.
“Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
Rogue Operator is getting too much attention around here, but this list is too good not to post. The One is an epitome of a hypocrite. He is Bush III, the exacerbation of policies that, if continued, will bring this country to its knees. Failure to see it is to engage in a personality cult. The man is not the Messiah, nor is he more than a man at all. And a poor model of a man, at that. As H.L.Mencken said, politician are “men who, at some time or other, have compromised with their honour, either by swallowing their convictions or by whooping for what they believe to be untrue. Vanity remains to him, but not pride.” Obama is the archtype of what a politician is today. That does not make him noble. It makes him a sellout.