Paraprosdokians

Clever, clever: I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather,…

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Resquiat in Pacem

My cousin Luke Michael Roach died 9 years ago today, at only 22 years old. If he could only see our amazing family now! Rest in peace, Cuzzy.

Things from All Over

I’ve run into a few notable bits of info over the past week or so… If we didn’t give Edison so much unwarranted back-patting, we would probably have no energy crisis and we would all have flying cars without engines thanks to Tesla.  Speaking of science, let’s hope someone is looking into Alcubierre warp drives.…

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Sunday Song (Redo)

The Sunday Song this week was a great song, but was a bit sad. I was in a mood, what can I say? Here is a redo.

Panic! at the Disco – That Green Gentleman

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Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.
– Chesterton

Chick Flicks and Porn

I just finished watching the movie New Moon. Besides having the worst acting and most unoriginal plot ever, it felt really wrong to me. The complete integration of the self into a romantic love interest is simply not right. The way in which the main character was consumed with her vampire boyfriend sets a pretty…

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