Can I Get A RANT!?

I never think it is appropriate or useful to complain about something you cant change, but I am about to rip your fucking head off this morning if you say anything stupid about politics…. I am so sick of the political discourse in this country. When we are not slamming a candidate’s character, past connections,…

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My Mom Sent Me This Today….

Made in the USA: Spoiled BratsBy Craig R. Smith The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right? The same magazine that employs Michael (Qurans in the toilets at Gitmo) Isikoff. Here I promised myself this…

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First Big Test Today, Wish Me Luck!

A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed…

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TGI…..T?

When in France, Benjamin Franklin used to play chess with the elderly Duchess of Bourbon.In one game Franklin captured her king.“We do not take kings so,” the duchess objected.“We do in America,” Franklin said. Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest,…

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