The Onion Tells Us How to Spot Terrorists

Seems legit: Invest millions of dollars into signs that say, “If You See Something, Say Something.” Put a phone number on those signs. Wait for phone to ring and the information to come pouring in. Be straight with potential suspects and ask them point-blank, “Are you a terrorist?” People tend to come clean if they…

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ZeroHedge LoveFest

I read ZH most days, and usually like the commentary. Of late, though, there have been a few columns that are just GOLD. Though it will be spotty, let me jump around on a few… ZH: The Societal Normal is completely abnormal, and has been for some time. Some Stats?: – The Federal Reserve’s balance…

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+ Whatever names we dignify ourselves with, whatever uniforms we wear, whatever priests we anoint ourselves before, however many millions we possess, however many guards are stationed along our road, however many policemen guard our wealth, however many so- called criminals, revolutionists, and anarchists we punish, whatever exploits we have performed, whatever states we may…

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