Feminism Is Confusing

I honestly can’t tell if this column 7 Tips On How To Raise A Boy Right (Feminist Style) is facetious or the logical extension of feminist social criticism. The 7 steps, upon which I will let the original column elaborate:
- Abort him.
- Don’t breastfeed him.
- Teach him to check his male privilege.
- Teach him to be ashamed of his “boyish” ways.
- Don’t assume he is straight.
- Remove any father figure from his life.
- Make him a feminist who respects women.