and I need a break. So here are some things:
Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
– Drew Carey
If you don’t read the paper you are not informed. If you do read the paper, you are misinformed.
– Mark Twain
You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
– Sir Winston Churchill
Keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.
– Richard Feynman
The proper method for hastening the decay of error, is not, by brute force, or by regulation which is one of the classes of force, to endeavor to reduce men to intellectual uniformity; but on the contrary by teaching every man to think for himself.
– William Godwin
The Divine Light is always in man, presenting itself to the senses and to the comprehension, but man rejects it.
– Giordano Bruno
Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.
– Michael Scott
Hands down, I’m too proud for love. But eyes shut, its you I’m thinking of.
What embitters the world is not excess of criticism, but an absence of self-criticism.
– G.K. Chesterton, Sidelights on New London and Newer New York (1932)
If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.